DAD JOKES
Clean dad jokes for a quick laugh.
Clean classics for a quick laugh. A high-quality animated edition is planned after membership and Faith testing; the current edition is text.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
More family-friendly dad jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack each other up.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
Sofishticated.
Why couldn’t the pony sing?
It was a little horse.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the cookie visit the doctor?
It felt crummy.
What did one wall say to the other?
I’ll meet you at the corner.
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Why did the computer get cold?
It left its Windows open.